The
Fantasy Truth
So now you want to know The Truth about whom you should take
this week at Michigan. I was extremely
generous last week, and if you had run the team I told you to, you would have
scored a 714. How many of you beat that
score? Therefore, you only get 3 in each
category from now on, but I’ll give you a team worth at least 96 you should not
run.
The Musts
- Matt Kenseth (24.8)—Has an average finish of 7.2 here in 11
races since 2001 with a worst finish of 15th. He needs a good run too.
- Greg Biffle (23.5)—Has won 2 of the last 4 races here and
been in the top 5 in 4 of his 7 races here (top 10 in 5 of 7).
- Carl
Edwards (23.8)—Has finished in the top 10 in all of his 4 career races
here. Has improved his finish each
race, and his last race here he was second.
Good Bets
- Kurt
Busch (22.9)—When your boss owns the track, you better be good at it. Kurt is with 6 of the last 7 in the top
15, including a win.
- Kevin Harvick (23.3)—Hottest driver out there now. 5 straight top 5’s coming off of a win.
- Kasey Kahne (19.4)—Won
easily here in June and has an attractive price. Hope for a rain-shortened race so he
does not have to run the last lap.
Sleepers
- Scott
Riggs (16.6)—Has not run well lately, but fuel mileaged
himself to a second-place finish here last August.
- Brian
Vickers (19.8)—9th best average over the last 5 and runs well
on these big tracks.
- Reed
Sorenson (15.6)—Ran 5th here in June, and he too likes these
big tracks.
Douches
- Junior
(20.7) — Underpowered at a big 2-miler plus aero. Let the suckers who have him locked low
hand you 100 points.
- Mark
Martin (23.7)—Usually I would not put a Roush driver at a Roush track in
this column, but since this old man was asked to postpone his retirement
yet again, he has driven like an old man.
- Dale
Jarrett (17.2)—I feel bad putting this dog in the “Duh” column, but Yates
is horrible.
So now you want to know whom I would run? Here’s The Truth—
Matt Kenseth (24.8)
Greg Biffle (23.5)
Kasey Kahne
(19.4)
Clint Bowyer (16.7)
Reed Sorenson (15.6)
(100 even)
Now the Do NOT Run team—
Mark Martin (23.7)
Denny Hamlin (21.0) – Here’s where the walls come crashing
down!
Junior (20.7)
Bobby Labonte (17.4)
Dale Jarrett (17.2)
(100 even)
Can’t handle it?
Tough shit, it’s THE TRUTH!!!!
The Fan