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| The Worst of Thread Headed Strangers, The Best Damn Group on the Board Home of Pestilence, Perversion and Piss Meister. |
| #32 Whats NASCAR ? S. Staats 2457 |
| #40 Passin' Gas Racing G. Trebec 2355 |
| #36 JR Motorsports 2010 S. Ullyott 2431 |
| #33 gypsyrose P. Farmer 2446 |
| #38 THS Champ 2010 K. Houser, Jr 2410 |
| #41 SKREWDSPINE J. Holmes, Jr 2228 |
| Da Rio Memorial Bench |
| Mojo Brewing Up the Piss Meister |
| Heros of Da Hood Winners from 50th Place T. Lear "Da Mayor", M. Birch "AA", C. Ekleberry "Da Godfather", D. Hall "DHall" |
| All Dem Hoodlums |
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| KMAR 830 |
| #35 Da Bugz R.D. Haines 2435 |
| #34 Vapor Trails J. Shrader 2438 |
| #39 Hit The Pace Car R. Williams 2357 |
| Da Hood FAQ |
| Who Founded Da Hood? RacingRio, an early resident and one-time Overwintering Bum is Da Hood's Founder, thus Da Rio Memorial Bench. The unique "flavor" that is Da Hood is greatly due to its first and only mayor (known simply as Da Mayor). Da Mayor is away (but not forgotten). Who Runs Da Hood? Da Godfather is the ultimate authority in Da Hood with the assistance of his right hand man Da Bugz. How did Da Godfather get Da Job? Da Godfather has spent more time in Da Hood than any other player. He is also a Hood Hero, one of four members to win from 50th place. Where is Da Godfather's Office? Da Godfather rules his domain from his own special Two Story Outhouse. Entrance to the top floor is strictly forbidden. All hoodlums must address Da Godfather from the comfort and convenience of the First Story. Don't forget to kiss the ring! What is Piss Meister? Piss Meister is Mojo's invention and the "World's First Internally Brewed Beer." What is Ratloaf? Ratloaf is the "Official Diet of Hoodlums". It comes from Bammerz' secret world famous meatloaf recipe, substituting the only readily available protein source in Da Hood. Coming Soon, Bugz Burgers (still raising Da Critters)!!! How Can I Be a Hoodlum? All you need to do to join this sad and sorry group of the dregs of humanity is to find yourself in bottom ten positions in any week. Upon entrance to Da Hood you will be subject to Da Godfather's initiation fee and tax ("protection"), as well as to the infamous body cavity search performed with great enthusiasm by Da Secretary ("Are my fingers cold?"). Where Will I Stay While I'm Here Da Godfather keeps an adequate supply of cardboard boxes for all Da Hoodlums. You must assemble your own box or occupy one that has been vacated by a Hoodlum who has left for the week. The Dumpster is reserved for Da Godfather's special guests, "Da Bodies." How Do I Leave Da Hood? No one is allowed to leave. Everyone who enters Da Hood is a Bum and will eventually return to his or her rightful place. Visits to Uptown addresses and Da Penthouse are only temporary (just ask Da Godfather!). But Da Hood Escapee Got Out? Da Hood Escapee is a figment of an overly fertile imagination. He or she does not exist and is only here to give Hoodlums a false hope of ever escaping Da Godfather's evil embrace. We've even heard rumors that Da Hood Escapee is buried under the new paving in Turn 3 at Darlington! This of course is ridiculous as Da Godfather would never hurt one of his Hoodlums! Once you enter no one escapes Da Hood! |
| The Pollmeister |
| Da Hood Liquor Store |
| PISS MEISTER IS PROOF DA GODFATHER LOVES DA HOODLUMS AND WANTS DEM TO BE HAPPY |
| Da Godfather |
| Hoodlums |
| Da Godfather's Office |
| Da Mayor's Famous Gut Some say this was the source of his wisdom, but we're not so sure. We think it was the Piss Meister! |
| Each Month We Proudly Present "Da Hood Calendar Girl". These lovely beauties are just waiting for YOU to join them in Da Hood!! It's Just One More Reason that "Da Hood Life is Da Good Life" |
| Da Hood Babes Some of the finest women Da Hood has to offer! |
| They're waiting just for you! |
| #37 Uncle Chuck R. Jones 2419 |
| Ratloaf |
